What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!