What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Portu-geese !

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It couldn't find the right spot.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.