What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.

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r/EyeBleach.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.