What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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Where's the fire ma'am?

grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.