What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!