They don't like the taste of being the minority!
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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.
An - nflushable loating bject
anonagon.
It's all ovum now
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Remains to be seen.
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Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Chard remains.
A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
He flushed.
Flush the toilet.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
Poo
Because he kneeded a poo
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
They sit eggsaminations !
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
STUPID AMERICAN!
when his hand caught fire!!
For throwing out all the w's.
