What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What do my iPhone and my girlfriend have in common?

They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.

Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

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What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.