What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.