Flush Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!