Flush Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

Why doesn't communism work in a school enviroment?

Because everyone would get the same Marx.

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "