How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?

SUPPLIES!

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.