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What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Radius Z Jokes More Radius Z Jokes

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

Thickness Jokes More Thickness Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What is Mike Tyson's favorite song?

Down With The Thickness.