What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

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What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future