What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

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