What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

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Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

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How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars