What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.