What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.