What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.