What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

How do make a car top?

Tep on the brake 'tupid.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants