What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!