Dalmatian Jokes

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!