What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

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How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants