Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.