Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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I miss you.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

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Make a mixed tape.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.