Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call an Penguin with dandruff?

Frosted Flakes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Delay Jokes More Delay Jokes

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Cute Jokes More Cute Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

How cute does one have to be to make sparks fly?

Electro cute