Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"