Delay Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What's delaying the Polish space program?

A: Development of a working match.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

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A dear steer!

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What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!