Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!