Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

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Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!