Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic