What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

What exactly had the "NOW That's What I Call Music!" guy been listening to before?

Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!

What is an inconvenient truth with music?

Algorithm.

Presidential Candidate Jokes More Presidential Candidate Jokes

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Formula Jokes More Formula Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What's a hippy mothers least favorite sport?

Formula one!

Sequence Jokes More Sequence Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.