How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

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How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.

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How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?

Nothing, it waved.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....