Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Grocery Jokes More Grocery Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.