3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
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A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)
A repost.
Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
Reddit.
It's the bot that counts.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
