3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
One and not one.
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
3 blind mice.
Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
About four.
There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.
He claimed 47% of America as dependents.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain
It's the bot that counts.
Reddit.
Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.
