What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What console does god use?

Praystation

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.