What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How does the farmer count up his cows?

with a cowculator.

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Where do bots go for fun?

Reddit.