What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.