The Nintendo Wii-Tard
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they're playing on console.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
To render the buildings on the other side
Praystation
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D
It's the bot that counts.
Because consoles can't ketchup.
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
Turn off their console and go to sleep.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They both have problems finding x.
Too many incompatible drivers.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week
Because it's made up of galaxies.
Guardians of the galaxy
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.
Ali.
Any kind, buildings can't jump.
There were too many frames.
To render the other side.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
About two weeks.
Its the 5/7 day of the week
