How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.