Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

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Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.