Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...