Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.