How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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He ran out of balance

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They don't play the beta.

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They don't know where home is.

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Because they don't like Tibet

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.