How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.