Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

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Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.