Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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What is your sin, my child?

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Someone dropped a dime on him.