Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.