Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Previous Random Joke Next
Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

Dime Jokes More Dime Jokes

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.