Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.