Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.