Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.