How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting"

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.