How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn?

Kern-el

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot