What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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What do you call a mentally challenged lion?

A leotard.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.