They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire
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The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
A Man of many Cultures
The RE-tardis
Universal cereal bus
They take the psychopath.
Ramadamadan.
Because it's traveling light!
They can't even
Because they can't even!
Pubic transportation
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Because omg they can't even.
Does it matter?
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Abroad.
Because they can't evennn...
Because they literally can't even.
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Psychopaths. (I hate myself)
They having a float-on. it very good
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.
He experiences culture shock.
Because they can't even.
A zebra with a private jet.
Jesus in a submarine.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Because they can't even...
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
He usually flies twice as high.
Dr Whoover
I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.
By iceicle !
Because they *can't even*!
Itch hiking !
So the other one could drive
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
Luggage full of goals.
Where else would she beheaded
My chestnuts are roasting"
A Ha'wayman.
A pair of ducks.
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
A Roamin' Catholic.
They are always packing their trunk !
On the canna-bus.
Batman's Parents.
Very large ones.
A retardis.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
A stamp.
because Happy Hour ended.
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
They are light.
he missed the rains down in africa
Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Because his life is at stake.
Romans.
He was Travelling Light
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Terminal velocity.
Driver: I love to travel.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
They both travel at c
Because they pack light.
Because they can't even
Because it had their Curiosity.
Because bad news travels fast!
Irrelevant.
America just did.
I rest my case.
She said "Buying luggage."
You stink at telling jokes."
He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!
they say.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
He sat in his own pew.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
