Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.