Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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What's a man's idea of a perfect date?

A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...