Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.