What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

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What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.