How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.