How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

What did the Muslim on a surfboard say?

Aloha Akbar!

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool