How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

He doesn't know he's black.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

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How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)