How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !