How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Pucker Jokes More Pucker Jokes

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.