What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "