How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What do you call a mushroom that likes to party?

A Fungi!

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

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How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist