How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

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Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh well, I'll figure it out later.