How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

pi

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What did the mallard yell in the drive-by shooting?

Duck!!!

Acrobat Jokes More Acrobat Jokes

What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Ta Daa Jokes More Ta Daa Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.