How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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Why can't accountants get library cards?

They're book-keepers.

What did the accountant do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil.