What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.