What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".