Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty