Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.