Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.