Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.