Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

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What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13