What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Cry Baby Jokes More Cry Baby Jokes

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying