What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?

A cry for Alp !

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

What do you call an aggresive white guy that over-acts in a movie?

A salty cracker with cheese.

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.